ohhello! HAHA, im home. FINALLY. yeah. :D

wow, i was looking at my virgin posts and found these to be really intriguging, yet AGAIN.

1. You are so fat that when i told this joke about u, i ran out of breath because you are too big to describe.
2. You are so fat that whenever you turn around, they throw you a welcome back party.
3. You are so fat that when you went on the singapore flyer, everybody experience the flying, out of their cabin.
4. You are so fat that when u went to a bridge for a train, people thought that you are a offshore island.
5. You are so fat that when u took your clothes to the dry cleaner, they say "sorry, we don't wash curtains ar."
6. You are so fat that when i tried to take your photo last year, i am still taking it now.
7. You are so fat that your girlfriend has to use her limp to hug you.
8. You are so fat that when u went to the coffeeshop, you can't sit on the stool, you have to sit on the table.
9. You are so fat that when you broke your arm, cream of mushroom came out.

i think thats what going to happen to me if i dont lose weight FAST.