I was in your arms thinking i belonged there Daphne. Loves life. Perfectionist. Gummies. TUMBLR.TWITTER

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Today, I watched my turtle trying over and over to pull himself onto his island the hard way, neglecting the stairs right next to him. After a while he noticed me staring and proceeded to swim around his tank like nothing had happened. I'm now convinced he is secretly training to become a teenage mutant ninja turtle. Good luck buddy! MLIA

Today, my friend showed me how in a no service area, if he opens his mouth and holds his phone to his braces, it sends. I am now quite regretful that i chose invisalign over braces. MLIA

OMG, this is for you, fiona!

Today, we were going over vocab words in English. We got to "malevolent", and our teacher asked us about malevolent characters, for example Darth Vader. I said, "Voldemort". My friend said, "Hannah Montana". I think he won.

and the most extreme one:

Today, I was making pancakes. I cracked an egg against the bowl and them immediately heard a knock from inside my refrigerator. Im afraid the other eggs knew i killed their sibling. MLIA.

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