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♥ FML (Thursday, August 20, 2009 / 3:51 PM)


"Today, at a family gathering, my aunt asked me when I was planning to have children. I'm only 16, I laughed and said not for a while, definitely not until I get married. My family shook their heads, and ignored me for the rest of the day. Apparantly, teenage pregnancy is valued in my family."


"Today, my wife decided she didn't want to lose weight with me. We were trying to decide on a reward for each pound lost. I suggested sex as the reward. She felt it wasn't fair to punish her just because I lost weight."

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Hilarious, dont you think?

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