♥ Top 10... (Thursday, July 1, 2010 / 11:05 PM)
When dating...
1. Texting a girl twice a week does not count as staying in contact. It’s meaningless and a waste of everyone’s time. Let go.
2. Be considerate. High heels really hurt.
3. If a girl has pretty eyes, she has probably heard men tell her that five thousand times. It’s fine to repeat the compliment, but you’ll make a much bigger impression if you find something else to compliment.
4. Don’t stare at our chests. If we catch you glancing at our chest when you’re just in front of us, we’ll think you’re rude and have no willpower. You can look, but from a distance (that way it’s not obvious what you’re looking at!).
5. Don’t be a momma’s boy! Set boundaries and work on establishing some independence. You and your mom can have a loving relationship without you still suckling at her tit.
6. Don’t make empty promises in an attempt to impress us. Don’t say “Let’s fly to Hong Kong next month.” Sure, it sounds cool and impressive to talk a big game, but come next month, you won’t remember saying anything about Hong Kong. And we will forever think you’re full of shit.
7. Taking us for granted is probably the worst thing you could do after cheating and lying.
8. As far as having children goes, you have the luxury of time. Appreciate it and don’t waste ours.
9. Booty Call Texts are weak. We can tell, even if you’re trying to be discreet, that all you’re really after is sex.
10. We’d rather you didn’t say, “I’ll call you” if you really meant “goodbye.” That will make you a big fat jerk. Just leave after a date and don’t say anything, we’ll get the message.
What do you think girls, have I missed anything out?
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